Asbe Zang mizane Sirk mige man ye asb hastam aya onja kari bara man peyda mishe?? Taraf mige shoma honaretoon chie? Asbe mige Dayoos mage nemibini daram harf mizanam !!!

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"Generally speaking a “girlfriend” or “boyfriend” is someone whom you
a) love
b) have sex with
and c) want to build a successful relationship with."

:)

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torke mire ba 206 mosafer mizane 4 nafar savar mikone badesh khaily tond mire avaly mige agha khaily dary tond miri, mige tahala 206 dashty mige na torke mige pas Khafe shoo hamintor sorat mirebala va ta nafare 3 hamin javabo mide 4 omin nafar mige agha khaily dary tond miri, mige tahala 206 dashty yaroo mige are mige pas begoo tormozesh kodoome!!!!!

ed io mi accorgo che
che tutto intorno a me, a me
musica e'.

Ti ascoltero perche
Sei musica per me !

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"What we have once enjoyed we can never lose.
All that we love deeply becomes a part of us." Helen Keller

ta naameh Charlie Chaplin be dokhtaresh... zire khatte akharesho ba ghermez khat keshidam:
"انسان باش، پاکدل و یکدل، زیرا که گرسنه بودن، صدقه گرفتن و در فقر مردن هزار بار قابل تحمل تر از پست و بی عاطفه بودن است"

"The only service a friend can really render is to keep your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself"

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

George Bernard Shaw

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Raftam "KISH" language Institute baraye ta'een e sath ke bebinim dar che sathi hastam... taraf ba'd az salaam o ahvaalporsi o ...... goft hala bekhay beri koja miri goftam canada.. hala gir dadeh bood ke canada sardeh! chera nemiri yejaaye mo'tadel tar! .. mikhastam begam akheh be to che! man esfandiam.. sarma doost daram.. tazeh sh ham 70 rooz too kavir zire aftab boodam baraye 7 poshtam bass eh.. hey mikhastam begam NON OF YOUR BUSINESS! FUCK OFF! :D:D!!! ke digeh didam adame mohtarami eh dareh test mikoneh conversational skills e English e mano.. goftam bi khiyal narahat misheh ;):P
kholase akharesh maraatebe ta'ajjon o boht o shegefti o KAF ro be amal aavord ke to jeddi jeddi class zaban narafti ta hala?.,. pas az koja...? .... goftam movies, books, internet... goft yani masalan Voice chat ba headphone o ina?... goftam na... [behesh nagoftam computeram microphone nadaaareh ke bekham voice chat konam:D:D!]... digeh KAF vardashteh bood otagheh ro.. ke goft BABA TALENTED! ... BABA TO DIGEH KI HASTI...CHAND SAAL TEAM MELLI HASTI..... !!!?!?!!!! manam hey Thank You thank you mikardam... ba khodam goftam in alan fekr mikoneh man faghat baladam begam thank you/.... be man che?! khodesh hey ta'rif mikard... !!!!
akharesh ham sath e mano nevesht: UI-Low
raftam porsidam goft yani "UI 1,2,3"
laabod be 3taye 4,5,6 esh ham migam High!!

kholase Upper-Intermediate shodim raft peye kaaresh
bichareh doostam ke vasam porsid o behem goft ke ta'een e sath esh keyeh khodesh PI-2 eh ... :D

BABA UI!
BABA ....!
:D

kholaseh eraadat darim!
man motealleghe be hameh hastam!
:P

be ghole hasani, man digar harfi nadaram, to ham boro, ta hafteye ba'd
:D

Now it's gone
Long, long, long, long gone
Now I'm a happy boy
It's long, long, long, long gone...


"It's over!"
It feels like I've got myself outta sorta trouble, sorta addiction..
such a feeling of freedom...

Now, It's time to have fun, Charlie!


blessed are the thoughtfull
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Ye khanoum: Alo, police 110? ye mardi oomade too khooneye man...alan varede otagham shod...alan be man hamle kard...mishe baraye dastgirish...akhjoOoOn...farda sobh biayd?!

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Midoonin arezo0ye jo0je tighi chie?ye nafar ro0 saresh daste navazesh bekeshe!!!
:( ( me2 )

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rooze ghyamat khoda mige zan zalila beran oon taraf.chand nafar miran.2bare mige goftam zan zalila beran oon taraf.baz chand nafare dg miran,2 bare khoda mige mage nemigam zan zalila beran oon taraf,baz chand nafare dige miran,khoda mige migaaam zan zalila beran oon taraf,dige hame miran be joz 1 nafar,khoda be oon mige mage to zan zalil nisti?!mige omran age bedoone ejazeie zanam az inja tekoon bokhoram

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یه روزی دو تا "نی نی"پیش هم خوابیده بودن پسره به دختره می گه :تو دختری یا پسری ..دختره می گه نمی دونم ..! پسره می گه خوب بذار من برم ببینم ..میره زیر پاهاشو میاد می گه :دختری ...می گه :از کجا فهمیدی ؟؟؟...پسره میگه:آخه جورابت صورتیه.....!!!!

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be salamati gav chon ke nagoft man goft ma. be salamati kerme khaki na be khatere kermesh be khatere khaki boodansh. be salamati divar ke har mardo namardi behesh tekie mikone. be salamati morche ke hichki ashkesho nadide. be salamati khiar na be khatere khish be khatere yaresh.

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American Research on how many women wanted to sleep with Bill Clinton!
Yes 1%
No 2%
And
97% Not Again

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عزیزم دیشب وقتی رو من خوابیدی بهترین شب زندگیم بود چقدر تو داغ و گرم بودی داشتم آتیش می گرفتم چه پوست نرم و لطیفی داشتی ولی خودمونیم چه عرقی ازم در آوردی خلاصه هی تو می چر خی رو من هی من می چرخم رو تو دوست دارم ای پتوی گلبافت ..همیشه با پتوی گلبافت

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Doost dashtan,mesle pakon e tahe medad etode!! ........ya enghadr delet nemiad azash estefade koni ta gom mishe!....... ya enghadr gazesh migiri ta hichi azash nemimone..

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دايناسوره به دوست دخترش ميگه بيا بريم خونه ما هيشكي نيست ! ميگه نميام ! دايناسوره ميگه همين كارارو كردين كه نسلمون منقرض شد ديگه !

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zane rashtiye mire psihe shoharesh mige : in hamsaye qazvinimoon har vaght to nisti miyad mano mikone.yaroo mige : velesh kon divooonas vaghti to nisti miyad manam mikone :D

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akhunde mire ro manbar dad mizad: in che vazie mantoha kootah . kamaresh tang. sinehash bazo chasboon ye yaro dadmizane hoooy oomadi ashkemoono dar biari ya abemoono

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dastanam ra dorat halgheh mikonam sardie tanat ra bar dastanam ehsas mikonam labanam ra bar labanat mi gozaram va shire janat ra minosham ei shishe noshabeh

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زنه رشتيه دير مياد خونه. شوهرش ازاش مي پرسه خانم جان چرا دير اومدي...؟
زنه ميگه آخه يه مرده آفتاده بود پشته سرم..مرتيکه اينقد يواش راه ميومد!

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hamishe vase kasi bekhand ke midooni be khatere to shad mishe hamishe vase kasi gerye kon ke midooni vaghti ghosedary va ashk mirizi barat ashk mirize baraye kasi ghose bokhor ke barat ghose mikhore va dar akhar ashegh ka30 sho ke bedooni asheghte

Doost e khoshgele man

Park Mellat

dishab!

jaan

nafas!!

asal!

ey jaan!

jaaaan :-*:-*:-*

"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.

But if you must lie,
lie in the arms of the one you love.

If you must steal,
steal away from bad company.

If you must cheat,
cheat death.

And if you must drink,
drink in the moments that take your breath away. "



HITCH-The Movie [2005]
(A film worth watching, indeed!)